Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.
when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids
no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese